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Sunday, September 26th, 2010
11:51 am - An author who can't spell 'write'? I fear for the world...

sacrificedalice
 Hello. I'm new here, and while trawling The Pit of Voles Fanfiction.net I found this rather wonderful little piece of 'righting'.

This is my first spork. And yes, I will happily post my -OMG1STFFICEVA-  if anyone would like to see it. I believe it's a rather cringey piece of Frerard written at the age of 12. Anyway.

Title: early morning
"Author": GraceWithLove
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Summary: "ROYAI! its a quik one and spelt rubbish there will be more . Roy and Riza stay late at the ofice and she thinks roys drunk by the actions he dose towards her."  - The actions he dose towards her? He's medicating her with Chuck Norris? o.O
Genre: Romance
Characters: Roy M. & Riza H. Apparently. :|
Pairing: Royai. (That's a het pairing.)
Spelling and Grammar: None. Just... no.
Word Count: 469
Reviews: None, as of yet. It's only just been posted. Feel free to contribute.
Additional: This looks to be an -OMG1STFFICEVA-. The author has no other entries. Maybe we can stop her(?) before it's too late.
Rating: Using the rating system of the daily_badfic comm, I would give this... 3/4 - Awful. 

My eyes, they burn. Collapse )

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Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009
5:10 pm - Coming Out of the Closet 2.0

darkplace606
Title: Coming out of the Closet 2.0
Author: darkplace606
Characters: Angel Ibarra, Will Francis, Jake Davison, Nick Wiggins
Band: Aiden
Summary: Nick won't come out of the closet! Will tries to help him out because apparently he has experience???
Disclaimer: This is fiction...aka it's fake!!! I don't own the characters, I borowed them. So sue the real people; not me.
Author's note/Warning: This is a response story to this fic http://www.fandomination.net/index.cfm/mode/fanfic/FanficID/199523/Musicians/Misc.%20Musicians/ so don't take it or me seriously. Damn-it.


Click to Read Coming out of the Closet 2.0



**I pretty much own the terrible one shot. :D This is so exciting. Please, please feel free to comment on how ridiculous this is.

xoxo

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Tuesday, May 19th, 2009
2:50 pm

andimlovegalore
Hi, I've just made a new community for Tales of the Otori by Lian Hearn slash fanfiction. We're slash, femslash and het friendly so please come and have a look if you like the book series!

otorislash

Thanks a lot.
Rx

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Saturday, May 9th, 2009
1:46 pm - Update on MA thesis on HP fan fiction

sociologistff
Hi!

With this message, I would like to thank all of you who answered my questionnaire at http://fanfiction.frontexperts.com (see the original message below) and have given me helpful feedback. Many of you who sent me emails with comments let me know that my questionnaire did not fully embrace your experience with fan fiction. Because a survey is a highly standardized research instrument, there was no way of avoiding this problem but I decided to broaden my research design according to the concerns conveyed to me. Thus, I would like to conduct a group discussion with fan fiction authors where they will have the opportunity to freely talk about their experience without being bound by narrow questions like in the survey.

Therefore, I am looking for Harry Potter fan fiction authors who will attend the LeakyCon 2009 from May 21st-24th in Boston and who would be willing to get together for an hour or two as a group to discuss their experience with me and the other fan fiction authors. As far as I can tell from the LeakyCon schedule, Saturday morning would probably work best to meet for the discussion. Also, it would give us a chance to get to know each other on Thursday or Friday. I will provide a space at the hotel where we will be undisturbed and make sure we have drinks and snacks. A group of 8-12 people would work best but if there are too few people for a group discussion, I would be happy to meet with any of you informally at LeakyCon to talk about your experience as a fan fiction author.

By participating in a group discussion, you would make an immense contribution to the quality and accuracy of my research. I am looking forward to meeting you in person and hearing about your life in Harry Potter fan fiction. If you want to participate please let me know until May 19th by replying to this message or at fanfictions@ gmx.net or petra.baumann@edu.uni-graz.at.

Thank you so much for your repeated help!
Best,
Petra

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Thursday, April 16th, 2009
12:56 am - Harry Potter Fan Fiction - Help with MA thesis!

sociologistff
Hello!
I hope it's OK that I'm posting this message here. I do not have any financial interest whatsoever, this message regards academic research only!

My name is Petra Baumann and I’m doing research for my master’s thesis in sociology on Harry Potter fan fiction at the University of Graz, Austria. As a sociologist, I am especially interested in the social background of fan fiction authors: where they come from, how old they are, etc. Through my research I found that, many studies on fan fiction are done in the fields of literary studies, women studies, or cultural studies but there are very little sociological data available, especially on the Harry Potter fan fiction community.

In order to gather sociological data on Harry Potter fan fiction authors, I developed a short online questionnaire. If you are an author of Harry Potter fan fiction you would immensely help me with my research if you could answer this questionnaire at
http://fanfiction.frontexperts.com

The questions will take about 10 minutes to answer and there will be no spam or advertising when you click the link. The evaluation is done anonymously and the data will be used solely for academic research. If you have any questions regarding the questionnaire or my research please feel free to contact me at fanfictions@gmx.net or visit my LifeJournal.

Thank you!
Best,
Petra

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Wednesday, June 18th, 2008
5:22 pm - Ten minutes of your time for my thesis?

noctuabunda
Dear fanfic authors,

first of all I’m sorry if OT posting isn’t allowed in this community, but there’s no other way for me to do this; just delete this if it isn’t appropriate.

I’m a fanfic reader and occasional fanfic writer myself, so what did I pick for my thesis in communication sciences? Fan Fiction, of course. I designed a survey to find out more about our writing habits and media use; it takes about 10 minutes to complete.

If you could go here and fill it out, I’d be forever grateful. Of course I’ll publish some of the results at my journal in about a month or two, so you’ll know what happened with your answers.
The survey is completely anonymous; I have no way of finding out who gave which answers.

Please, please help a fellow fan out. It’s only ten minutes for you; it’s a very important part of my work for me.

This has been cross-posted like crazy, and I'm sorry for spamming you guys, I'm just a little desperate, too.

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Wednesday, January 30th, 2008
7:17 pm - Sometimes, you just have to ask why?

mackomeir
alright, I hate when people are self righteous about what they think is 'bad' then they turn around and just write the most crap ever...


longtime_lurker 

take your pic, it's all bad...

current mood: cold

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Friday, September 28th, 2007
8:50 pm - Hi peoples!

vihm
Now, I'm deeply sorry that I have not much to show for my own badfic, but I guess I can just make a short introduction. I have enjoyed the contents of 'deleterius' for quite some time now - let's face it, reading that community can be crippling - and I only just discovered 'badfic'.

I'm the type of reader who agonizes over bad spelling and style, although acquiring reading material from across the 'net has somewhat desensitized me. I believe that bad characterization is even more of a sin, which is why I do not write myself. Tried it once and was not eager enough to hang myself/post the story on the net :P

I guess I should finish with a gem from a Naruto fanfic on ff.net not written by me (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2815032/11/):

“As I went threw the bridge, I noticed the name.” Naruto smirked. “Can you guess what they named it?” He asked eagerly.

“No.” Kakashi replied.

“The Great Naruto Bridge! I was so happy to find out. I mean, can you believe it? I'm not Hokage yet and I am getting bridges named after me! Cool, huh?” Naruto stated proudly.

Kakashi nodded. “Yes that is very cool, Naruto, now back to the story please.”

“Oh yes! So when I finally got through the bridge I just wondered around town. You wont believe how beautiful it has become. All the dirty buildings and bums we saw are not there any more. Everything has been cleaned and people have jobs. There is a new school that was just built; it is a marital arts school. There they teach the adults and children how to protect themselves if needed.

Oh yes, you read that right, they teach marital arts to children in case they might find themselves in a situation where they need protection XD Go shotacon.

Over and out.

current mood: blah

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Friday, July 6th, 2007
2:50 pm - Doubles Roll Again [Standalone]

distractionz
Title: Doubles Roll Again [Standalone]
Author: distractionz
Rating: R
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan
POV: Ryan
Summary: It was dumb, blind luck that good people died inside every day only to please someone else's eyes.
Warnings: Straight sex (not detailed), self-harm, mentions of abuse, disturbing situations involving blood play, and character death.
Disclaimer: I hope to God that no one is forced to live such a detached and lost existence as this.
Dedications: I dedicate this story to breathingtubes for paving the way for bandom eating disorder fics and writing so beautifully. I hadn't read Carpal Tunnel Syndrome until I was already about halfway through this but it definitely pushed me to continue.
Author's Notes: This is the first fanfiction I have ever written that is in no way meant to be humorous. This story is a culmination of what I and many of my closest friends have gone or are going through on a daily basis. If you are uncomfortable with the unhappy truths of eating disorders and their effects on our society, I suggest you do not read this.
Also, you should know that I wrote this in different pieces and it came out sort of choppy. But I'd still really appreciate comments and criticism because, even if the words don't flow that easily, the idea for the story is something that is a big part of my life and it would mean a lot to me if I knew people related to it.
(Doubles Roll Again)

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Monday, June 11th, 2007
11:42 am - The sad part is Harper Lee is still alive...

hcshannon
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3586222/1/

This time she made a character people actually like into a Gangasta!

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Sunday, June 10th, 2007
12:51 am - Hero Worship [Standalone]

distractionz
Title: Hero Worship
Author: Who else but me could write something this sexy? Honestly? Lol.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Ryan Ross/Gerard Way
POV: Ryan
Summary: Ryan Ross loves blonds.
Disclaimer: I could tell you this happened but I'd have a hell of a time trying to prove it. But that's what video cameras are for!
Author's Notes: I just want everyone who is still anticipating Chapter 2 of Girls, Girls, Girls (if there are any of you left, anyway, lol) to know that the delay was due to laziness and/or the sudden inspiration to write this. I'm not going to give a specific time as to when it should be up for I am a self-identified procrastinator. But hopefully soon! Anyway, this is my first non-Ryden fic so...erm...try to avoid my n00bness? 'Tis all. And please enjoy :)

(Hero Worship)

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Saturday, June 2nd, 2007
9:35 pm - After life of the party

bergeronprocess
This is my first time posting here :) I'm using deleterius's template for this, so I hope that's OK.
Story Or Series Title: The after life of the party
Fandom: Harry Potter with a good dose of modern idiocy
Author's Name: vivaciousinsaneslytherinheiress (...You have to be insane to type that out more than once)

Full Name (plus titles if any): Bellatrix Lestrange, Alecto Carrow (a.k.a. Ale, though the author tells us it's pronounced Ali...)
Full Species(es): Canonicus bastardo
Hair Color (include adjectives): Bellatrix has jet black hair; Ale has curly honey-colored hair
Eye Color (include adjectives): Not mentioned
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Death Eater marks?
Special Possessions (if any): Cell phones! Limos! Karaoke machines! Oh my!

Annoying Origin: One of them is Bellatrix Lestrange, the other is some vapid Death Eater pal of hers that was mentioned once and never elaborated upon
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: They're both canon, but horribly, horribly mangled
Annoying Special Abilities: Moronic Death Eaters Karaoke Contest. Costs 3 mana and your mortal soul.
Other Annoying Traits: The author's lack of punctuation is egregious.

I knew what I was getting into when I read this lovely description:
"They love being evil and rich, see what happens when the death eater sare off work. from hot tubbing in limo's to going to movie premier parties to tanning on beaches in barcelona. because when you have your best friends with you anything can happen"
What is this, Laguna Beach? How do you go hot tubbing in a limo? Why is Baby Jesus crying?
And then they all sang 2006/2007 pop songs. No, I'm not kidding. Also, there's some cursing, so put the kiddies to bedCollapse )

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Wednesday, May 16th, 2007
11:47 pm

rainejoybringer
Okay, I'm extremely sorry if this isn't allowed, but I went searching for rules on promotion and couldn't find any contacts...

Um, anyway, I would like to promote my community, fanficbunnies. It's for lovers of fanfiction, and writers, to get together and discuss their ideas on not only their own fanfiction, but also on fanfiction in general and all that surrounds it. I hope that a lot of interesting discussions will be made and that people can learn from the experience of others.

Thanks, and sorry. D:

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Sunday, May 13th, 2007
8:31 pm - Girls, Girls, Girls [1/7]

distractionz
Title: Girls, Girls, Girls
Author: distractionz aka yours truly
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: Panic! At The Disco
Pairing: Bryan (whoaz, I just started a new Brendon/Ryan phenomenon with that one, didn't I? Lol. Besides, people always spell Brendon with an O and then spell Rydon with an E or an A and it's annoying...)
Summary: The neon sign flashed these promises of lap-dances and dirty sex on dirty tables so plainly and Ryan was loving every minute of it. Brendon was just wishing the sign had read 'Girl, Girls, Girls, and Perhaps a Boy or Two'.
A/N: Just so you know, I'm a media-whore and any references made about any celebrity and their possible crack-smoking and same sex fucking should be either ignored or blamed on my lack of sleep and/or odd obsession with celebrities and their possible crack-smoking and same sex fucking. That's all and please enjoy ;D Also, much thanks goes to cyclogenesis (even though she probably hasn't the faintest who I am) for writing this primer on these guys' girlfriends without which, this story of acutely accurate information mixed with complete and utter insanity, may never have been possible. Also, praise, flames, criticism, and baked goods all welcome!
WARNINGS: Straight sex! OMG! So. Not. Normal.
Disclaimer: If I actually owned people, they would never be allowed out of my house, I promise you.

(Chapter 1: Keltie)

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Wednesday, May 9th, 2007
4:55 pm - QueenJupiter returns

hcshannon
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3529464/1/

To piss off M*A*S*H fans everywhere...
Witness, horrible writing, hatred of Radar, Frank talks like a Gansta, and every else acts like bratty little high school girls!

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Saturday, April 14th, 2007
7:39 pm - Look at What I Found...

pervymonk

Ahhh...nostaligia. I rediscovered these shining gems while rifting through my Fanfiction.net account. It has everything a badfic could want, from typos to imanginary conversations and author insertion. (Although I digress. Being in writing is fun! You just have to do it incognito. XD) It even comes with the XxXx's for line breakers and all of it for free! I'll even throw in review-whoring!

Laugh at the 12-year-old writing style and thank the gods that I'm over it. ^__^

Title: Shuuichi's Mom and Hieilicious
Author's Name: Pervymonk
Name(s): Umm...N/A?
Fandom: Yu Yu Hakusho
Species:...
EyeColor:
Green.
Hair color: Dyed Red
Annoying Origin: A 12-year-old fanfic writer. ^__&
Annoying connections to canon Characters: Blackmailer and hardcore yaoi fan
Notes: Grammar errors and OOC-ness like whoa.


Written in 2004 and first posted in 2005!







*sigh* I should be ashamed, shouldn't I? (I still love KuwabaraXHiei.)

Let the snarking commence!

Monk

current mood: bouncy

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8:22 pm - Mary-sues. Just, no.

silver_essence

Title: suna amber
Author's Name: killer-of-bakas
Name(s): amber
Fandom: Naruto
Species:...
EyeColor:
Green, black, then turns to red..whut?
Hair color: Silver
Annoying Origin:
She's supposed to be some love child of a Suna nurse and Kakashi-Sensei, and she has some kind of angsty past about her witnessing her mom dying. What else is new?
Annoying connections to canon Characters: somehow, she tags along with the sand siblings with Baki, and is somehow Gaara's best friend. O_O;
Notes: I have to say with all of the grammatical errors and OOC-ness, this was painful to spork. but nonetheless, I tried to make this sporking entertaining.  

 

 

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Thursday, February 8th, 2007
12:13 am - OHSHC: kyouya's lover

ioed
( She wants Kyouya to "fallow" her; I don't want no stranger fallowin' me; not on the first date, at least... )

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Monday, February 5th, 2007
9:13 am - Kid doesn't know anything about M*A*S*H

hcshannon
Fandom: M*A*S*H
Title:Through Time
Author: QueenJupiter

This is just bad, make sure you check out her other story "Homebound".
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3350785/1/

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Thursday, February 1st, 2007
10:57 pm - Oh, how I hate fangirls with internet access.

wutai_ninja
I found this little piece of heaven while trudging through the hell that is fanfiction.net.

Title: Gaara's past friend
Summary: Gaara thought he was alone from the very beginnning but was that really true? [As a matter of fact, that is true.]
Author: SaSuKeIsMiNe635 [Does anything else need to be said?]
The Story:

Shield your eyes.Collapse )

current mood: scared

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